A Relationship in 140 Characters or Less
Some of my saved text messages from June 20-July 25.
Me: I'm sitting in Subway waiting for your watches while two men are having a Bill Pullman/Paxton debate.
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Ryan: U smell
Me: U break remotes
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Ryan: I think this weird sheetz employee is stalking me
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Ryan: Nerdle
Me: I hate motorcycles-HATE
Ryan: Haha
Me: Peewee on a motorcycle! omg
Ryan: Is it homo blue?
Me: No idea. Almost wrecked because I was laughing so hard
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Ryan: "Do you know how bad water tastes when it's not what you want" what the hell is that moron talk
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Ryan: Intardnets down there eh?
Me: Yes
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Ryan: They can test for strep in the office?
Me: Um - always ...
Ryan: Don't remember that ... tonsils are swollen
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Ryan: Behold the power of cheese!
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Ryan: Shoulda stayed home
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Ryan: Damn windmill blades
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Me: Shake shake shake uh shake it!
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Me: Ewww ... schweatty ballz!
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Ryan: He prolly eats people
Ryan: Gravel voice Rawr Rawr rawr
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Me: 1) WTF is up w/ ur away msg at home, 2) I have ur expense check, 3) tweet
