Nobody's Poet
My evening, paraphrased:
Ryan: (singing) If you like pina coladas ...
Me: Huh?
Ryan: (still singing) ... pina coladas
Me: That's a terrible song ... about cheaters ... like that stupid Hinder song.
Ryan: Blah blah blah Hinder sux blah blah blah total suckage.
Me: I know, totally, but seriously ... that song is TOTALLY about cheaters. CHEATERS! The guy takes out an ad in the paper because he's sick of her; she takes out an ad because she's sick of him. Then they totally answer eachother's ads. Hello -- cheaters! Then they just laugh and get drunk and do it.
**uncontrollable laughter***
Ryan: Get drunk and do it?
Me: When, really, they should be like, "W-T-F? See you later ... but like C-U-L-eight-er ... with an eight. ... Seriously, WTF?
Ryan: ...
**uncontrollable laughter, snorting, and crying**
End scene.
Labels: life
2 Comments:
That video was AWESOME.
It kind of makes me jealous I didn't come up with it first.
That's all.
I've always found that song horrifying, too. After that, wouldn't you be sitting there wondering if the person was going to put another ad in at any time?
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