A Relationship in 140 Characters or Less

Some of my saved text messages from June 20-July 25.

Me: I'm sitting in Subway waiting for your watches while two men are having a Bill Pullman/Paxton debate.

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Ryan: U smell

Me: U break remotes

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Ryan: I think this weird sheetz employee is stalking me

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Ryan: Nerdle

Me: I hate motorcycles-HATE

Ryan: Haha

Me: Peewee on a motorcycle! omg

Ryan: Is it homo blue?

Me: No idea. Almost wrecked because I was laughing so hard

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Ryan: "Do you know how bad water tastes when it's not what you want" what the hell is that moron talk

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Ryan: Intardnets down there eh?

Me: Yes

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Ryan: They can test for strep in the office?

Me: Um - always ...

Ryan: Don't remember that ... tonsils are swollen

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Ryan: Behold the power of cheese!

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Ryan: Shoulda stayed home

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Ryan: Damn windmill blades

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Me: Shake shake shake uh shake it!

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Me: Ewww ... schweatty ballz!

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Ryan: He prolly eats people

Ryan: Gravel voice Rawr Rawr rawr

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Me: 1) WTF is up w/ ur away msg at home, 2) I have ur expense check, 3) tweet